Zoo Shenanigans: The Gorilla Impersonator
A gorilla dies of old age just before a zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo. Since the zoo is not very profitable and the gorilla is their most popular
attraction by far, they cannot afford to go a day without it.
So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage and pretend to be the gorilla.
Quickly, the new ‘gorilla’ becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the ‘Human-like’ gorilla.
About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get people’s attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lion’s den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror.
The man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion’s den. The man starts screaming “Help!! Help!!”
The lion pounces on him from behind and whispers in his ear, “Shut up right now or you’re going to get us both fired.”
The Barber and the young boy
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in his right hand and a quarter in his left. He then asks the boy, “Which one do you want?” The boy takes the quarter and leaves the shop. The barber chuckles and tells his customer, “Didn’t I tell you, that kid is really dumb. Even after so many years, he still has not learnt to take the dollar.”
Sometime later, the customer sees the kid having an ice-cream outside. He walks up to him and asks, “Hey son, I don’t think you are dumb. How come you have never picked a dollar?”
The kid answers, “Because, the day I take the dollar, the game is over.”